{"product_id":"whoopi-goldberg-book","title":"Book","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhoopi Goldberg speaks...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHey. Hey, you. Yeah, you. The one with the keyboard. I'm so glad you clicked on my book. I wrote it so you'd read it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow, here's where I'm supposed to say all kinds of hip, Whoopi-esque stuff to get you to buy it. Clicking on it is just the first step. Buying it, that's a whole other contract.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo this is when we seal the deal, when I tell you, in my own inimitable way, how uproarious and provocative this book is, how out there, and cutting edge, and whatever else I can think to throw into the mix. Or, I could say things like, \"Not since War and Peace. . .\" or \"Move over, Alice Walker. . .\" or \"This book does for the written word what Pat Boone did for heavy metal. . .\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWell, come on now. Let's face it, if this book were all those things, it'd be a novel, and I wouldn't resort to such low tactics. You'd just buy it and move on, or wait for someone to turn it into a movie. So I'll give it to you straight. This book doesn't suck. It'll make you laugh—maybe not out loud, but in that place deep down where you know a good joke when you hear one. It'll make you think—also not out loud, because, you know, that'd be a little strange. Hell, it might even get you to reconsider a few things, and consider a few others for the first time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou can take this book to bed, or to the beach, and it won't ask you to swallow, or rub lotion on its back. It doesn't cost a whole lot of money. And (best of all!) it's collectible. Buy a few—one to read and a couple more to set aside for your retirement, cause these suckers are gonna go up in value like nobody's business. Trust me on this. One to read, and a couple more to set aside. You won't be sorry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd neither will I.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whoopi Goldberg","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50551174988073,"sku":"152529B","price":10.25,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0857\/9435\/7545\/files\/book-7011054.jpg?v=1754429796","url":"https:\/\/thebookstore.pro\/products\/whoopi-goldberg-book","provider":"The Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}